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These 7 Free Sex Games Are Hilarious (Who Would Play These?)

These 7 Free Sex Games Are Hilarious (Who Would Play These?)

For fans of gaming and porn alike, sex games can combine your two favorite pleasures into one and make for an awesome experience. You get to play a game and masturbate at the same time?

Sounds like a dream to some people.

While there are good sex games with storylines you can follow, there are also incredibly terrible games out there.
Here are seven of those games that only make me think, “Who the hell would play this?”

1. Pokemon GO-GO

Yup. A Pokemon-themed sex game.
This game is an attempt at a sexy version of the hit mobile-friendly Pokemon Go app where you actively search around your location for Pokemon to catch.

With this game, though, you have to find Pokemon in a…Go-Go strip club?
Apparently, they like to go to the club to play with the Go-Go Girls, but they pester visitors. The aim of the game is to kill off all the Pokemon, and once you’ve killed 5, the show will get more intense as you play.

2. Kim Arsedashian

You can probably guess what this game is about.
Here, you get to play the role of a paparazzi to spy on none other than the LA starlet herself, Kim Kardashian! This is obviously a play on her infamous sex tape with R&B singer Ray-J that arguably rose her to fame.
The mission of this game, though, is for you to capture as many naughty photos of her doing dirty things with men on her private yacht.
No one who respects themselves would want to work for TMZ, much less in a virtual world. Besides, why would you want to play a game where you’re spying on someone having sex when you can be the one having sex in a different game?

3. Demon in the City

You’re not even a human in this game. This takes fantasy porn to a whole new level.
The object of this game is to fuck as many girls as possible on the game’s map where you are visiting as a green octopus-looking demon. The game even warns you to choose weak women only and not to approach women who may be stronger than you.

4. The Sexpsons

Yes, this exactly what you think it is.
A sex-parody of the show The Simpsons.
You play from the point of view of Dart (a.k.a Bart), who followed in his father’s footsteps of becoming a drunk, lazy shit with a beer-gut. Your mission in the game is to find and have sex with all the girls you can and have fun.

5. Game of Whores

It’s not surprising that they created a sex-parody version of this show given the number of sex scenes within it.
In this parody, the object of the game is to slay as many enemies, including dragons, queens, and traitors, to become the King of Whoresteros.

6. Harry Potter or Just Alpha Male

Harry is not only a wizard but apparently a virgin, too.
At 25 years old, you must help Harry get laid by using his magic skills and solving other tasks throughout the game.

7. Princess Peach and Rosalina Boobjob

I’d suggest not to play this game if you still want to keep your childhood memories intact.
Here, Princess Peach and Rosalina from the Mario games get boob jobs and let you play with them and cum all over them.

3 Essential Tips For Private Snapchat Success

3 Essential Tips For Private Snapchat Success

If you haven’t noticed, more women are taking to Snapchat to start their own private snap business. What’s this business in?
Pornographic and nude content, of course.

Some go the managed route, where their snapchat subscriptions are handled, orders are processed, and all the behind the scenes work is done for these girls to be able to make money off Snapchat. For example, TrueSnaps is an agency that deals in selling subscription access to hot nude girls‘ private Snapchats that work with them. By working with an agency, the nitty, gritty, and sometimes annoying, details of running your own private snap are handled by someone else, so all you really have to do is post content that your followers want to see. It also gives your content more of a professional feel to your viewers and potential buyers so they feel more secure that you’re not taking their money for yourself, but are actually legit.

Some women run their own private snaps to earn all of the money that they make. You might think just posing in front of a camera doing naughty stuff is easy work, but there’s much more to it than that. Running a private Snapchat is no different than owning any other business — you have to market yourself, deal with orders, respond to emails, update your website, etc., etc.
I applaud all these women that do take their content into their own hands to make money for themselves doing something they’re interested in and owning their sexuality!

If you’re considering getting into the private Snapchat game, there are a few things you should know to be successful and create great content that’ll leave viewers wanting more and telling others about you.

1. Post Variety

Don’t do the same thing or post the same body parts every day. Yes, boobs and ass are amazing to look at and is a fool-proof go-to shot, but switch it up a lil’!

The best thing to do on your snap is to feature some action. This could be you playing with yourself to some sensual music in a sexy lingerie set, trying out a new toy, taking your viewers along on a shower with you, or getting dirty with a friend (male or female)! People are going to private snapchats to see porn on demand and regularly updated from hot girls, so if you frequently feature any sexual act with another person you’re sure to do well.

Another idea to make your Snaphcat successful is to take your viewers outside of the same bedroom and bathroom setting — go outside!

Showing nudity in public is a thrilling experience and is something people like to see. Take a look at Kendra Sunderland for example — she did one cam show in her university’s public library and gained national attention, tons of viewers, and is now a thriving porn actress and model. People love public nudity! It’s daring, racy, and super sexy to watch for many people.
By incorporating variety into your private shows, and not doing the same lazy pose or masturbating angle, viewers will be more than satisfied and likely to renew their subscriptions or tell a friend.

2. Interact With your Viewers

If you go on any private Snapchat girl’s website where you can purchase her subscription, you’ll most likely see in the description of the service that you’ll be able to one-on-one chat with her, and sometimes offer private videos, snapchats, or phone calls for an extra charge. The point of people going to Snapchat over any of the major porn sites, like PornHub or RedTube, for their content is that it feels more personal, and you can connect directly to the girl you’re watching People like to feel like their friends with the pornstars they love.

That’s why it’s crucial to interact with your viewers — being disengaged will only leave you with unsubscription placements to sort through. By sending a chat now and then to those who message you, or charge extra for conversation, or however you want to do it, just make sure you’re doing it.

Also, it’s nice to greet your viewers by saying something as simple as, “Hey guys!” through your story now and then to let them know you care, you see their messages, and thank them for their subscriptions so you don’t lose them!

3. Be Consistent

You could be the best private snap model with the hottest body, but if you go ghost on your followers for an extended amount of time, they’ll usually feel more inclined to cancel their subscriptions. But obviously life gets in the way, and sometimes you may not even feel like posting anything because of something you’re going through; but besides those times, you should definitely be posting something daily. Even if it’s once a day, but aim for more than that.

It’s vital that you work just as hard at this as you would any other job, because if not then you’ll
Keeping an audience’s attention and keeping them engaged and watching is a hard thing to do. It becomes even harder when you’re not giving the best content you can as often as possible.

There’s a lot more that goes into posting explicit content as a job, so before you start doing anything, you should assess if this job is really for you. Don’t doubt the amount of time and effort it takes to make some real money through Snapchat.
If this is something you have no doubts about doing though, enjoy it! It’s a fun, exciting way of gaining income and being your own boss. Being able to create content you want and are proud of is definitely rewarding — and don’t let anyone shame you for what you do!